{"product_id":"ryders-floof","title":"Samoyed Floof — 2026 Vintage (Limited Edition)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSingle Origin, Hand-Picked Undercoat\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eNever had the good fortune of petting Ryder? Here's your chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis is real, hand-pulled undercoat from Ryder himself. Packaged and shipped directly to you. Open it and touch it. Keep it sealed and just stare at it (I won't judge). Use it in a witchy manifestation ritual to call your own Samoyed into existence. Up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe 2026 vintage expresses notes of warm biscuit, soft wool, and fresh cloud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThink it's weird? You probably think feetsies are weird too (now I'm judging you).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis is 100% real. Not AI. Not a joke. Makes an excellent gift, a very specific souvenir, or the strangest flex to display in your home. No, you're not weird. Promise. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition of 25. Each label hand-signed (paw-signed?) by Ryder himself. Once this sells out, it's gone forever. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ryder The Samoyed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58066478825632,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0049\/2237\/6290\/files\/LabelMockup.jpg?v=1782141572","url":"https:\/\/ryderthesamoyed.com\/products\/ryders-floof","provider":"Ryder The Samoyed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}