Samoyed Floof — 2026 Vintage (Limited Edition)

Single Origin, Hand-Picked Undercoat

Never had the good fortune of petting Ryder? Here's your chance.

This is real, hand-pulled undercoat from Ryder himself. Packaged and shipped directly to you. Open it and touch it. Keep it sealed and just stare at it (I won't judge). Use it in a witchy manifestation ritual to call your own Samoyed into existence. Up to you.

The 2026 vintage expresses notes of warm biscuit, soft wool, and fresh cloud.

Think it's weird? You probably think feetsies are weird too (now I'm judging you).

This is 100% real. Not AI. Not a joke. Makes an excellent gift, a very specific souvenir, or the strangest flex to display in your home. No, you're not weird. Promise. 

This is a limited edition of 25. Each label hand-signed (paw-signed?) by Ryder himself. Once this sells out, it's gone forever.